He Said She Said

He said Let’s do it in the park

We always do it in the dark

When I can hardly see

          She said O yes! That sounds a lark

          To do it the public park

          Where everyone can see

He said No absolutely not

I meant we’d find a hidden spot

Behind a bush or tree

          She said But if we find that spot

          And take off all that we have got

          And someone comes to pee?

He said I didn’t think that you’d

Object to doing something rude

You’re always so broad-minded, free

          She said You know I’m not a prude

          But really! to be in the nude

          Upon my hands and knees…

He got his way in the end of course

Behind a bush of prickly gorse.

No-one came to look or pee

But they were caught on CCTV

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